February 2012
126 posts
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
fiona-is-an-alien asked: How old are you?
jack-nicholsons-eyebrows:
moveslikemacca:
...
Watchc-h1pz:
heyhoes:
styleslikewoah:
why is this so funny
the end omg
He is beautiful… His hair!!!
Watchmarkslurpee:
istaywhiskeyneat:
SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN
ahhahh wtf though
what the hell
Watchmagicmumu:
beckrz:
justamotherfuckin-kid:
lool wtfff ..
this kid fucking kills me loooool
Oh my god what did I just watch. Best ever.
I love the flair
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
Watchtehkiyo:
Lmfao, this is why I still play this game xD
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
I really don't like how we talk everyday for like...
stay-0rdinary:
I feel like you always forget about me…
……..this happens a lot with new people i meet…mainly guys….but thats because they finally get the point that im not letting them in my pants and they arent cool with the just friends bit….
When your Mom won't let you explain.
4-1nfinite:
